Liam: Can I have a tall, wait, no let me just get a water so you don't have to go through all the trouble of making that complicated beverage. Here you look like a nice guy, let me tip you my years salary.
Louis: Yeah I'd like a grande, non fat, no soy, triple shot expresso, minus the expresso, and whipped cream on top and a portion on the side, and it better be perfect in less than five seconds or my people will contact your people. Tip? hah, my presence is your tip.
Niall: Eh there ya cunt, I'd like the whole front window a' pastries ta go. Do you serve chicken?
Server (to Zayn): May I take your order sir?
Zayn: If one does not order, then what or how does one receive in this thing we call life.